Time for a nice change of pace. The other day, as a means of celebrating the arrival of my brother and sister from their prolonged stay at their crack-addict father's house, we(that is, my brother, sister, mother, and I) went to Ihop. Upon arrival, we received a seat and service. It was no longer than three minutes after takingour order that our waiter walked past carrying a large chocolate sundae(whatever it may have been) My brother sits and watches the sundae in quiet fascination. The sundae reaches its destination,w hich turns out to be a morbidly obses 7-year-old, and I'm talking about waddling, double-chinned seven year old. My mother and brother comment on the boys size, which I find completely ironic. A few more minutes later, our food arrives to ur table(10 minutes of not eating and my brother claims death by starvation). The first thing that happens is that my mom asks for an onion ring, which I believe was fine. Next, my brother asks for an onion ring, before he starts his meal. "what's so bad about that?" you may be asking yourself(yourselves incase someone else actually decides to read this) what I ordered was a double decker club sandwich, which is huge, and I cannot finish seperately. My brother, however, orders a 1/2 pound burger and extra fries. He doesn't even finsihhat before he starts to maul and dismember the three pancakes my mother ordered. After maiming all that food, his and my mother's, he is still not satisfied, and when I get up to pay the bill, starts eyeing, and devouring, the 1/4 of a sandwich I had left, without my permission. Still deemed unsatisfactory, when my sister rises to go "relieve herself" attacks what could once have been considered chicken tenders......Am I the only one who sees a problem here?

thank you for reading as I rant about my life..Enjoy