okay, otday I got a message from my mom, sayign I was in trouble,a dn that I had to go home ASAP.

I went back and forth about it, until finally I asked her why I was in trouble. she said she'd tell me when I got home. at first I thought it was something she didn't want to talk about over the phone, so I decided to waste time so I wouldn't have to go home.

when I called her and asked, she said I'd have to wait, becaus eI asked again.

well, here's a little background. whenever my mom is pissed at me for something, relatively small, she usually makes me stand, get in my face, and screams her lungs out. when it's somethign major, we go into a private room, and she gets a depressed look on her face, her voice is quiet, and she talks aboput the problem. I've known my mom to go by this cycle for 9 years,and she hates change.

So when I got home, I did the usual thing I do when she's about to yell at me: I tilt my head to the side, look forward, adn unfocus my eyes so I can't see. so when I openned the door, I said in my normal, tired voice "i'm home, let's get this tirade over with"

My mom was already at the door, and she made me stand, I took off my backapack,and I was ready for the usual. before I walked in the door however, I went through the list of things I did bad, on the top was writign a letter saying how much I hated her, and not hiding it properly.

so I assumed that was what she was talking about(or maybe some of the pictures from fan girls available here on deviantart that come up when you search for anime characters. Y'all knw what I mean.)

So when I look into her face, I see a big grin. at first I'm shocked, but then I thought back to evcerything I've said and done, and I realized I made a major mistake," she must think I'm nervous because I was so worried about what I did, and I asked her"

So then I thought that she must've thougght that I was incriminating myself, and she asked me"what have you done lately that might make me mad at you?"

this seemed unlike my mom, because when she's pissed, she'll go ahead and scream whatever pissed her off. so she went on like this, adn I could tell that she was hoping tha i was gonna name a bunch of stuff, thinking I was guessing at what I did wrong, knowing that there was nothign I did wrong, and pretty much telolign her all the stuff I did.

so I thought a few more seconds, adn I realized, I didn't do anythign, she's jsut trying to psyche me out so i'll tell all the bad thigns i did, and get myself into trouble

the amazing thing is that she's pretty smart, but because I watcehd a certain episode of George Lopez, and my brilliant analysis skills, I was able to determine what she was doing,and I realized tha all I really did was not clean my room